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dim mak make porn = dick jamz mixtape

Noah -- April 27, 2009 -- Because We Care. Tags: , , , , , , .

I’ve bit down on my tongue pretty hard recently when it comes to personal matters such as this one, but for those of you who were around when the blog started then it’s no surprise to hear that I hate Dim Mak and all of the baggage it carries. Over time this hate has become less passionate as I’ve just learned to ignore anything and everything coming out of that camp, keep folks out of my life who think that the Cobrasnake (I’m not even going to link to him) is kewl, and so on and so forth. But enough of this shit talking because that’s not what we enjoy doing and it’s not what FMLY is about.

The news: there is a Dim Mak related porn on the internet. Is this what the record industry is coming to? I don’t know who Andy San Dimas is, but I’m going to guess that she along with the bro are way-too-devoted Dim Mak interns. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but feel free to watch the porn after the jump. If this is a publicity stunt, then I can honestly say it’s totally fitting for Aoki and his crew, but only if San Dimas was 16 or so. Thank you to our boy CRLS at Hipster Runoff for the tip.

fmly’s dick jamz mixtape
the Moldy Peaches – Downloading Porn With Davo
Dyslexic Speedreaders – My Dick
Totally Michael – Casual Satisfaction
Riskay – Smell Yo Dick (Solly Stanky Pecker edit)
The Teenagers – Fuck Nicole (SLUTTT RMX)
Blink-182 – Dick Lips
Spank Rock – Put That Pussy On Me (Diplo tonite RMX)
Bitchee Bitchee Ya Ya Ya – Fuck Friend
Poingly – I’d Like To See You Naked
Weezer – Tired of Sex
Neutral Milk Hotel – Song Against Sex

FMLY sex tape, not incest, due out this summer.

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Cory Kennedy Goes 90210

Noah -- August 14, 2008 -- Uncategorized. Tags: , , .


I’m sitting in a Chelsea apartment looking out at the Empire State Building and would you guess what I stumbled across on the internet? L.A.’s faux princess and prince Mark “The Cobrasnake” Hunter and Cory “IT Girl” Kennedy will be featured in the revival of what was once a television phenomenon…90210. Beginning September 2 on the CW you can see the Nylon Magazine sponsored 90210, if you dare. I’m a fan of DJ Skeet Skeet and always will be, so check out his Cory Kennedy theory, read more about CK and MH on 90210 here at Nylon or send an email to Nylon complaining about their everlasting downward spiral.

Hip Guy Says: FUCK THAT

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2008, You’re Beautiful

Noah -- April 10, 2008 -- Uncategorized. Tags: , , , , , , , , , .

What will YOU remember 2008 by?
With all that has and will happen in the year 2008, what will be its defining moment? In 20 years will you tell your kids about the Clinton vs Obama vs McCain 3sum for presidency? Will you tell them about your still favorite band, Vampire Weekend? How about when you saw a shitty Justice performance on the MySpace music tour and then a shittier one at Coachella? Well…to make it easier, here are some milestones for you to keep track of.

FMLY presents…shit to remember at the end of the year and maybe be thankful for during Thanksgiving.

Chanel will release, with their Spring collection, the first “couture” bicycle for a mere $12,000. It’s like a car that you can’t take outside!

The hipster Indian FMLY with a two-faced baby. I see evolution and superhero potential.

Or will you remember how The Cobrasnake and friends took over the world and rewrote history with Mark’s time-altering super high resolution camera?


From left to right: dj danny masterson aka dj mom jeans aka hyde from that 70’s show, dj dan oh, dj skeet skeet, dj am, dj steve aoki aka the biggest douche in the world, the cobrasnake aka the second biggest, cory kennedy, jeremy scott, mickey avalon, cisco adler, shwayze.

Tell FMLY what you’ll remember. Personally, what I remember in 20 years will be the Hipster Runoff remix of Radiohead and the Party Time 2000 remix of the HRO remix of Radiohead – both of which you can download on this blog!

LCD Soundsystem – Someone Great

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2008, You’re Beautiful

Noah -- April 10, 2008 -- Uncategorized. Tags: , , , , , , , , , .

What will YOU remember 2008 by?
With all that has and will happen in the year 2008, what will be its defining moment? In 20 years will you tell your kids about the Clinton vs Obama vs McCain 3sum for presidency? Will you tell them about your still favorite band, Vampire Weekend? How about when you saw a shitty Justice performance on the MySpace music tour and then a shittier one at Coachella? Well…to make it easier, here are some milestones for you to keep track of.

FMLY presents…shit to remember at the end of the year and maybe be thankful for during Thanksgiving.

Chanel will release, with their Spring collection, the first “couture” bicycle for a mere $12,000. It’s like a car that you can’t take outside!

The hipster Indian FMLY with a two-faced baby. I see evolution and superhero potential.

Or will you remember how The Cobrasnake and friends took over the world and rewrote history with Mark’s time-altering super high resolution camera?


From left to right: dj danny masterson aka dj mom jeans aka hyde from that 70’s show, dj dan oh, dj skeet skeet, dj am, dj steve aoki aka the biggest douche in the world, the cobrasnake aka the second biggest, cory kennedy, jeremy scott, mickey avalon, cisco adler, shwayze.

Tell FMLY what you’ll remember. Personally, what I remember in 20 years will be the Hipster Runoff remix of Radiohead and the Party Time 2000 remix of the HRO remix of Radiohead – both of which you can download on this blog!

LCD Soundsystem – Someone Great

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2008, You’re Beautiful

Cameron -- April 10, 2008 -- Uncategorized. Tags: , , , , , , , , , .

What will YOU remember 2008 by?
With all that has and will happen in the year 2008, what will be its defining moment? In 20 years will you tell your kids about the Clinton vs Obama vs McCain 3sum for presidency? Will you tell them about your still favorite band, Vampire Weekend? How about when you saw a shitty Justice performance on the MySpace music tour and then a shittier one at Coachella? Well…to make it easier, here are some milestones for you to keep track of.

FMLY presents…shit to remember at the end of the year and maybe be thankful for during Thanksgiving.

Chanel will release, with their Spring collection, the first “couture” bicycle for a mere $12,000. It’s like a car that you can’t take outside!

The hipster Indian FMLY with a two-faced baby. I see evolution and superhero potential.

Or will you remember how The Cobrasnake and friends took over the world and rewrote history with Mark’s time-altering super high resolution camera?


From left to right: dj danny masterson aka dj mom jeans aka hyde from that 70’s show, dj dan oh, dj skeet skeet, dj am, dj steve aoki aka the biggest douche in the world, the cobrasnake aka the second biggest, cory kennedy, jeremy scott, mickey avalon, cisco adler, shwayze.

Tell FMLY what you’ll remember. Personally, what I remember in 20 years will be the Hipster Runoff remix of Radiohead and the Party Time 2000 remix of the HRO remix of Radiohead – both of which you can download on this blog!

LCD Soundsystem – Someone Great

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2008, You’re Beautiful

Noah -- April 10, 2008 -- Uncategorized. Tags: , , , , , , , , , .

What will YOU remember 2008 by?
With all that has and will happen in the year 2008, what will be its defining moment? In 20 years will you tell your kids about the Clinton vs Obama vs McCain 3sum for presidency? Will you tell them about your still favorite band, Vampire Weekend? How about when you saw a shitty Justice performance on the MySpace music tour and then a shittier one at Coachella? Well…to make it easier, here are some milestones for you to keep track of.

FMLY presents…shit to remember at the end of the year and maybe be thankful for during Thanksgiving.

Chanel will release, with their Spring collection, the first “couture” bicycle for a mere $12,000. It’s like a car that you can’t take outside!

The hipster Indian FMLY with a two-faced baby. I see evolution and superhero potential.

Or will you remember how The Cobrasnake and friends took over the world and rewrote history with Mark’s time-altering super high resolution camera?


From left to right: dj danny masterson aka dj mom jeans aka hyde from that 70’s show, dj dan oh, dj skeet skeet, dj am, dj steve aoki aka the biggest douche in the world, the cobrasnake aka the second biggest, cory kennedy, jeremy scott, mickey avalon, cisco adler, shwayze.

Tell FMLY what you’ll remember. Personally, what I remember in 20 years will be the Hipster Runoff remix of Radiohead and the Party Time 2000 remix of the HRO remix of Radiohead – both of which you can download on this blog!

LCD Soundsystem – Someone Great

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Herculez

Noah -- March 10, 2008 -- Uncategorized. Tags: , , , , .


HERCULEZ is the newly announced band comprised of Jacob Thiele (The Faint), Todd Fink (The Faint), Alex Ridha (Boys Noize), Steve Aoki and Mark Hunter aka the Cobrasnake. In the next couple of weeks the supergroup will come together at The Faint’s studio in Omaha, Nebraska to record a future release on Dim Mak. You can read more about the supergroup and the pretty entertaining story of Aoki getting his gear stolen and returned here.

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Aoki vs Jacobs

Noah -- March 9, 2008 -- Uncategorized. Tags: , , , , , .

vs.

Steve Aoki wearing an Obama shirt and Marc Jacobs’ Hillary shirt design. No comment.

Also in the news – Johnny Love from Guns ‘n’ Bombs is selling his Mercedes for $2,000 on Craigslist with photos by The Cobrasnake. Click here if you’re into it.

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