I’ve bit down on my tongue pretty hard recently when it comes to personal matters such as this one, but for those of you who were around when the blog started then it’s no surprise to hear that I hate Dim Mak and all of the baggage it carries. Over time this hate has become less passionate as I’ve just learned to ignore anything and everything coming out of that camp, keep folks out of my life who think that the Cobrasnake (I’m not even going to link to him) is kewl, and so on and so forth. But enough of this shit talking because that’s not what we enjoy doing and it’s not what FMLY is about.
The news: there is a Dim Mak related porn on the internet. Is this what the record industry is coming to? I don’t know who Andy San Dimas is, but I’m going to guess that she along with the bro are way-too-devoted Dim Mak interns. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but feel free to watch the porn after the jump. If this is a publicity stunt, then I can honestly say it’s totally fitting for Aoki and his crew, but only if San Dimas was 16 or so. Thank you to our boy CRLS at Hipster Runoff for the tip.
fmly’s dick jamz mixtape
the Moldy Peaches – Downloading Porn With Davo
Dyslexic Speedreaders – My Dick
Totally Michael – Casual Satisfaction
Riskay – Smell Yo Dick (Solly Stanky Pecker edit)
The Teenagers – Fuck Nicole (SLUTTT RMX)
Blink-182 – Dick Lips
Spank Rock – Put That Pussy On Me (Diplo tonite RMX)
Bitchee Bitchee Ya Ya Ya – Fuck Friend
Poingly – I’d Like To See You Naked
Weezer – Tired of Sex
Neutral Milk Hotel – Song Against Sex
FMLY sex tape, not incest, due out this summer.
