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tune of the night

Noah -- January 17, 2010 -- Playlists. Tags: , , .

The federal government announced today that in an effort to eradicate the national debt, it will be selling the state of Rhode Island to a group of private investors, for a reported $18 billion. The investors plan to enclose the entire state with an all-weather roof, and turn it into the world’s largest shopping mall. When asked for comment, a White House spokesperson would only say, Well, at least we didn’t sell it to the fucking Japanese.
-Newswoman, Schizopolis

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