Atmosphere – Guns and Cigarettes
Cut Chemist – What’s the Altitude (feat. Hymnal)
I’ve recently started watching Arrested Development on Hulu and I’ve been barraged with inflammatory commercials which I find offensive to my intelligence. This will hopefully start a series of rants on any commercial I deem idiotic… (with some added MP3’s for shits ‘n giggles)
First off, why hasn’t Colgate gotten into the gum scene if they’re trying to dip into the club scene? I mean a ‘Wisp’? Really? C’mon. All this money in R&D and the best they can come up with is a product named ‘Wisp’ that looks like I should use it to comb the hair off my dog… Here’s a basic outline to what Colgate has done wrong after the jump:
A) It’s environmentally retarded, why add more plastic and chemicals into an equation that’s not already working…
B) It seems like they’re trying too hard with the hip nightclub, the cute chick behind the point and shoot, and the suave dancing (I’m not even going to touch on the music)…
C) We’re in a fucking recession and it’s apparent that consumerism is on the down and out. Frugal spending is where it’s at, right?
D) Why would I need that thing over a piece of gum… Maybe they’re made for those who drink too much and get vomit stuck in their teeth in which normal gum could not suffice…
… I give em 2 months… It’s worse than the fucking Oral-B commercials… remember those?
not once did it say what a wisp was. what the fuck is it? i thought it was for those vaginal teeth for a few moments! wisp this, babe.
i was in kmart today checking out moccasins (which went up 50%) and while leaving i overheard a woman behind the cash register speaking down towards our disposable and consumer society. i wanted to just remind her who she was working for…